I’m on an adventure. An adventure that is really the first opportunity for me to conquer the American midwest. Sure I’ve made trips to Florida and even West Virginia, but nothing across the great wide Mississippi River (St. Lois doesn’t count) and especially not to Montana. It’s an adventure similar to those first pioneers of [...]
Foreign Encounter
Ladies and Gents, my trailer is up at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcGS4if9xZI. Please go watch. This will be all.
Ladies and Gentlemen, The Pope Has His Swag Turned On.
“Its like the more money we come across, The more problems we see”-Notorious B.I.G (may he rest in peace). I’m going to start this piece off by stating some facts. I’m a Protestant. I’m Southern Baptist. When I hear indulgences I think about eating chocolate and other forms of dessert. So this stated, going to [...]
Dirt Off Your Shoulder
I’d like to douse the fire that is the raging flame of hatorade on my purchase at the italian flea market, Porta Portese but first some background. I’m what you would call a hat guy. I like to wear a hat on occasion. However not just any type of hat works. I like to wear [...]
To All My Fans………..Yes All 8 of You
Some say that love is an emotional thing only, others argue that love is based solely on physical aspects. Love reaches my soul through pieces of earthly created provisions that fill my heart up with gladness. Translation: I love food. Big guys have to eat. The SJB group took a cooking class from a gentleman [...]
A Certain Quality I’d Like To Share With You
Thanks to an old friend who showed me a tactic of writing that I like to call “Quotes of Greatness,” I give you Young Jeezy, “My president is black, and my Lambou’s blue…..” This of course works in America, however it is wrong, and I mean dead wrong, in Italy. How do I know this? [...]
